me

GIVE ME THE FUCKING DOG OK

aortics:

#firstworldproblems

joshishollywood:

“I’m afraid he bled out and died on the operating table. There was nothing we could do.”

The woman buried her face in her hands, sobbing. The doctor sighed. This was always his least favourite part.

“I’m sorry for your loss. Truly. But you know… #YOLO”

kumkardashian:

the sweet and sour life of ting and tong

annefranksgasmask:

when me and justin bieber finally start going out we are going to feed each other taco bell and we will be cuter than heidi and spencer

ivanoooze:

i think we all know who’s gonna win this one

cindry:

when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws th possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now